When an admin from an old job emails you to ask from which office supplier you asked her to order a USB stick three years ago and you know exactly which office supplier you used three years ago. 

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07/19/2017 at 16:51 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/19/2017 at 16:54

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Did you withhold this information for a fee?


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > benjrblant
07/19/2017 at 16:56

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Always be nice to your admins, because they know that you take a ten minute smoking break every hour.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/19/2017 at 16:58

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Yep. Usefulness-limited information on historical ordinary job-goings-on has a dopamine hit for getting right WAY out of proportion to its real importance.


Kinja'd!!! AuthiCooper1300 > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/19/2017 at 17:01

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Normal people (or, shall I say, “humans”) underestimate the immense power that comes with having a very good memory.

Silly fools.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/19/2017 at 17:03

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How do you know my life?

(I actually needed to know a highlighter supplier)


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > For Sweden
07/19/2017 at 17:06

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For manufactuers, Staedtler, unless you have a Muji nearby.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/19/2017 at 17:08

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So, I will often remember little things like this for years, but stuff I really need to use on a daily basis, I can’t retain more than 15 minutes.

FML


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/19/2017 at 17:08

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Muji is one of my favorite stores of all time. I miss it.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/19/2017 at 17:16

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Admins can fuck your world up, or they can make everything smooth sailing. Always be nice to your admins — even the terrible ones.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > benjrblant
07/19/2017 at 17:16

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I do too.

Although going to Muji in Hong Kong kind of ruined them for me. Asian Muji stores are on a different level.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
07/19/2017 at 17:18

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huh. you must be getting close to my age. The amount of old, stupid, useless crap that I remember seems to be growing constantly, and displacing the stuff that I need to, you know, do my job, live my life, etc etc etc.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
07/19/2017 at 17:19

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I think we’re pretty close. Meet me in the rest home for the checkers tournament. I call dibs on black.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
07/19/2017 at 17:20

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Is it crazy that I’m looking forward to those days?


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
07/19/2017 at 17:25

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A little. But I won’t tell. It’ll be our secret.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
07/19/2017 at 17:33

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“a little crazy” is probably my best-case scenario, so I’ll take that—


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Chariotoflove
07/19/2017 at 17:39

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You know what would fix that problem? A Jaguar.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > PS9
07/19/2017 at 17:42

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Great, now I’m getting it in stereo. Get behind me, Satan!


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/19/2017 at 18:13

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Whats a muji


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
07/19/2017 at 18:15

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http://www.muji.com/us/

Muji am everything.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/19/2017 at 18:44

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Today I had to explain to my sister why she needs USB-C cables and Quick Charge 3.0 chargers for her new phone I helped her pick.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden
07/19/2017 at 19:04

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Office Depot actually makes the best highlighter I’ve ever used.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Textured Soy Protein
07/19/2017 at 19:27

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Was your explanation that everything and everyone is awful and everything is meaningless? Because that’s going to be how I feel when I have to buy new cables.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/19/2017 at 20:21

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So there’s no shitposting when the admins are asleep?


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
07/19/2017 at 20:23

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Quite the opposite. That’s when you do your shit posting about the admins. Their attention span is too short to look at old messages.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/20/2017 at 06:31

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fuck that, i struggle remembering about stuff from a month ago