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![]() 07/19/2017 at 16:54 |
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Did you withhold this information for a fee?
![]() 07/19/2017 at 16:56 |
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Always be nice to your admins, because they know that you take a ten minute smoking break every hour.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 16:58 |
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Yep. Usefulness-limited information on historical ordinary job-goings-on has a dopamine hit for getting right WAY out of proportion to its real importance.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:01 |
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Normal people (or, shall I say, “humans”) underestimate the immense power that comes with having a very good memory.
Silly fools.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:03 |
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How do you know my life?
(I actually needed to know a highlighter supplier)
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:06 |
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For manufactuers, Staedtler, unless you have a Muji nearby.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:08 |
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So, I will often remember little things like this for years, but stuff I really need to use on a daily basis, I can’t retain more than 15 minutes.
FML
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:08 |
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Muji is one of my favorite stores of all time. I miss it.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:16 |
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Admins can fuck your world up, or they can make everything smooth sailing. Always be nice to your admins — even the terrible ones.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:16 |
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I do too.
Although going to Muji in Hong Kong kind of ruined them for me. Asian Muji stores are on a different level.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:18 |
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huh. you must be getting close to my age. The amount of old, stupid, useless crap that I remember seems to be growing constantly, and displacing the stuff that I need to, you know, do my job, live my life, etc etc etc.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:19 |
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I think we’re pretty close. Meet me in the rest home for the checkers tournament. I call dibs on black.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:20 |
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Is it crazy that I’m looking forward to those days?
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:25 |
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A little. But I won’t tell. It’ll be our secret.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:33 |
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“a little crazy” is probably my best-case scenario, so I’ll take that—
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:39 |
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You know what would fix that problem? A Jaguar.
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
![]() 07/19/2017 at 17:42 |
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Great, now I’m getting it in stereo. Get behind me, Satan!
![]() 07/19/2017 at 18:13 |
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Whats a muji
![]() 07/19/2017 at 18:15 |
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Muji am everything.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 18:44 |
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Today I had to explain to my sister why she needs USB-C cables and Quick Charge 3.0 chargers for her new phone I helped her pick.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 19:04 |
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Office Depot actually makes the best highlighter I’ve ever used.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 19:27 |
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Was your explanation that everything and everyone is awful and everything is meaningless? Because that’s going to be how I feel when I have to buy new cables.
![]() 07/19/2017 at 20:21 |
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So there’s no shitposting when the admins are asleep?
![]() 07/19/2017 at 20:23 |
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Quite the opposite. That’s when you do your shit posting about the admins. Their attention span is too short to look at old messages.
![]() 07/20/2017 at 06:31 |
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fuck that, i struggle remembering about stuff from a month ago